I'm a killer... of germs.

Has it really been almost 3 weeks since I've said hello here? Did you miss me? Sorry for the delay, but I've been a bit under the weather. So has Mom. Then Dad got sick. Hopefully we're all done with that. Now it's time to disinfect the house. I wonder how many paper towels I'll need for the job? Two? Twenty-two? Whatever it takes, I guess.